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BlogFestivus 2013: The Ultimate Spoiler

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Dickens is no longer safe.  His story has been invaded and convoluted.  We are a gang of story-stealing, plot-maiming, website-wielding hoodlums, out to ruin what you have always believed about the characters of A Christmas Carol.  The muppets ain’t got nothing on us.  Our ring-leader is the infamous, incognito BlogDramedy.  But remember, if you mess with one bean, you get the whole enchilada.  Hope you’re hungry.

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I am ‘that guy.’  My friends stopped asking me to go to movies with them because I always spill the beans about what is going to happen.  I never mean to do it.  I’ve used my powers to sneak up on them, but it never turns out the way I want it to.

Instead of ruining movie plots, I have taken it upon myself to use my ability to see into the future to help people.  I am sort of like Steve Jobs.  Only I don’t know much about computers.  And I don’t run a big business.  I guess I could, but I would rather sit at home and play Assassins Creed XVI.  I beat them all in like four hours because I always know where the bad guys are.

Gamer Kid

I can’t read books anymore.  I give the ending away to myself.  I’ve made a game out of seeing how much money I can lose on the stock exchange.  I tried committing random crimes, but it got really old and I always end up feeling bad after.

But there is this one guy.  His name is Scrooge.  If anyone needs help, it is him.  This guy is so damned clueless.

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Here is the rest of the gang:

Linda penning at linda vernon humor
Tom over at Shouts from the Abyss
Steve from Stevil
Maria-Christina blogging at MCWhispers
Dylan of Treatment of Visions
Sarah from Parent Your Business
Dawn blogging at Lingering  Visions
K8edid from k8edid
Dave bringing it at 1pointperspective
Eileen from Not The Sword But The Pen
Lindsey at RewindRevise
Kandy of Kandy Talk
Sandra writing at In Love With Words
Jen at Blog It or Lose It
Amelie from In the Barberry
Cee Cee blogging at Cee Cee’s Blog
Ashley from LittleWonder2
BD writing Blogdramedy

 

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Author: UndercoverL

In order to protect myself and my right to tell the truth about certain people who bother the living schnizzle out of me, I choose to go by a clever pseudonym. You can also call me Natalie. It's not my name, but I wish it were.

3 thoughts on “BlogFestivus 2013: The Ultimate Spoiler

  1. Okay. I admit. That image scared me just a little. I don’t want him in my future. Thank you in advance.

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