Remember when I wrote about an idea that I had? The one that was supposed to be so funny? Well, here it is. I am going to tell you what it is all about. Then, I invite you to join in the fun. The best one wins… I dunno. Something. Maybe this?
The idea came to me because I was forced undercover about 14 months ago because I wrote some not-so-nice things about some people who threatened to sue me for lots of money I don’t have. From that point on, and given that my posts are always very censured, I have had to be very, very vague.
However, vague though I might be, I still get angry and I still want to share my feelings. So I have come up with “Open Letter Ad-Libs.” I will write an open letter and I will leave certain parts blank. You copy the letter, fill in the blanks with what is appropriate for you right now, and then post it. Link back to this post. We will do a vote, and the person who gets the most “likes” on their post will win. Create as many posts as you wish, no limits! The contest ends October 31, 2013.
Ready? Set? Write!!!
I have been trying to forget that I feel this way for quite a while, but I can’t pretend anymore. I am really (blank). You know when you (blank)? Well, let me share how that makes me feel… When you (blank), I feel (blank). Not so much (blank) or even (blank), but really, really (blank). It makes me want to (blank). I would like to think that I am not the only one who feels this way. As a matter of fact, you know (blank)? Well they told me that (blank).
You know what they say: If one person says you’re a (blank), you can forget it. When two people say you’re a (blank), you might want to consider it. When three people say you’re a (blank), you might want to (blank). It’s about that time for you, (Blank). Think about that.
Since we are being so honest, there are a few other things I would like to air. I hate it when you (blank). It makes me (blank.)
I also hate the way you (blank). Every time you (blank) I want to (blank) in your (blank.)
Also, (Blank) is not your real friend. Remember that secret that you shared? Well (he/she) shared it with everyone. Now everyone knows you (blank) and they all laugh at you behind your back.
I don’t want you to get the wrong idea. I really like you. I value our relationship. But I cannot go on pretending (blank) hasn’t happened. If you care enough about me and this relationship, I am sure you would agree to (blank).
P.S. Contributors: this is meant to be funny, not to be serious. I am not opening up the forum for online bullying. If you treat this as that, I will unlink your post and forever flame you over the blogosphere. There is no room for haters in this silly game. If we are all laughing, then no one gets to cry. If anyone is crying, no one gets to laugh.
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