Conversations: The BJ

December 26, 2012 by UndercoverL | 3 Comments

I am not going to wax graphic on this topic.  I think erotica has been driven right into the ground.  It’s like Harry Potter for adults.  But I have somewhat to say concerning this topic that means so much to men, even if I am not E.L James or Wendy Reid.  I am not a porn star nor a pro-blower so I am not going to get into the technical side of this, but I will touch on the…

Emotional side of this.  Yes, I said that men have emotions.  It’s true.  Let’s move on.  A conversation via text with my husband:

I had been suffering with a mean headache, which my husband knew about.

DH:  How are you feeling, baby?

Me:  I am okay.  Princess turned down the volume on my phone so sorry for the delay.  How’s your day?

DH:  Glad to hear baby!  Agh!  Ok…

Me:  What’s up?

DH:  Lol… need you ask my darling???  Love you!

DH is referring to the endless drama incited by the boss’ mistress who everyone hates.  It’s a daily bane to my husband.

Me:  Is it because your c*ck is 17 miles from my mouth?

DH:  Lol!!

DH:  Oohhhh so what happens when it’s a matter of feet

Me:  Well, dear, you’re not *that* big.

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This conversation was not meant to give you all a TMI.  I am not even going to tell you whether or not anything happened that night.  The point is this:  whether something happened or not, I was flirting with my husband and letting him know that there was a possibility for him to receive the unbelievable.  It’s text foreplay and totally fair game.  Little flirtations like this go a long way.  But that’s not the point of this conversation.  The point is the importance of the all-important blow job.

To men, this is just about the best thing ever.  This is what they brag about to their friends.  This is also what they bitch about to their friends.  If they are getting it, they are telling their friends how awesome their lady is.  If they aren’t getting it, their friends are telling them that you (lady) suck (in a bad way).  This really, really matters to men.

So, ladies, it’s time to put on your big girl pants.  Figure out what it is that puts you off giving your guy a little fellatio and fix it.  (I was going to go into detail on this, but I think I need a different blog for that stuff.  If you like the idea of “Undercover Under the Covers” or “Undercover After Dark,” let me know.)  What you need to do is make your man feel like his desires are important to you.  Even if you hate doing it, just give it a shot.  I am not saying you need to degrade yourself, and it should be mutually enjoyable, so don’t do anything that will have a negative affect on your relationship.  But get over yourself and give him a little somethin’-somethin.’  I wouldn’t advise doing this every time you’re intimate; maybe every fourth session.  If you do this every time you are intimate, it will lose it’s novelty.  You would not like your favorite food so much if you had it every night, would you?

If you want a closer relationship with your husband, and you want to ensure that your husband is taking care of you, make sure you take care of him.  He will thank you for it.  This is really that important.