Spreading Holiday Cheer

December 25, 2012 by UndercoverL | 14 Comments

I am on the quest to obtain the unobtainable.  All I want for Christmas is…

To be on Le Clown‘s blogroll.  (When I Swyped “Clown’s” into my phone it came up ‘doesn’t.’  I will let you consider that for a while.)

If you are wondering who Le Clown is, then you need to go sit in the corner and think about a few things:

1)  Do you not enjoy comedy gold?
2)  Do you not speaking English (and/or French)?
3)  Isn’t it time to get the internet?

Are you back?  Great.  Let me make an introduction.

Le Clown is the ultimate ringleader ringmaster of the Cirque du Monde.  A beneficent and magnificent™ ringmaster he is.  His Royal Red-Nosedness has dedicated the entire month of November to the cause of research and preventative care for men’s health, especially prostate cancer.  In his splendor, Le Clown rechristened the centuries-old month formerly known as November to now be known as Movember.  Part of the drive included a summons for participants to grow their ‘staches for the entire month of Movember in solidarity.  (I regret to inform you readers that I had shaved my mustache the day before I discovered this act of beneficence and could not regrow it in time to celebrate.)  Le Clown then did a vlog of his destaching (also known as shaving) and auctioned the clippings for Canadian dollars (which are not as pretty, as valuable, or as well nick-named as American dollars.  That’s not your fault, Le Clown) which he donated to his charity of choice.

Not to be outdone for his magnificence™, Le Clown then donated the entire month of December to bringing culture and art to the lessers of the blogosphere.  For a month he has championed the blog of fellow (but not-as-popular) bloggers.  It is, in my humble opinion, the equivalent of a Tony, an Emmy, an Oscar. I may be so bold to submit that the blogroll inductees have been given a Clowny this month. Cherish your day, you lucky bloggers.

An award reserved for the creme de la creme of the blogosphere.

Having feebly attempted to introduce you to Le Clown, I will do a bit of self-preservation by noting that I am not a psycho-stalker blogger.  The ‘list -.-’ that I have been hinting to is not real.  I do not have a hit-list that includes the blogroll inductees of Le Clown.  It was a bit of tom-foolery on my part and, in no way, an actual representation of an existing plan for destruction.  So please cancel that stalking injunction, Le Clown.  It was a harmless joke meant to poke fun at a club I can only wish to be admitted to.

Having cleared my name, I wish you all, especially Le Clown, very Merry Christmas. *Muah*

P.S. Is it enough, Le Clown?  Did I make the cut?  Sorry about you having to share the spotlight with Adam Levine.  It’s a ‘numbers’ thing.  He is blowing you a kiss, though.

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