If you are under 21 (18, if you’re in the military), or of a sensitive disposition, or have a modicum of respect for me, you probably should not read this. If you have a sense of humor, can occasionally take a turn for the more irreverent, or think that you can do amazing things with your private bits, read on. I still kind of can’t believe that I wrote and published this. What would my grandmother say?
Originally posted on The Nudge Wink Report:
It’s Saturday and this is Undercover L bringing you 5 things you must know before continuing your life. If you don’t read this, you can be expected to be shunned by everyone, including your moustached Aunt Eugene. Besides, these nuggets of wisdom will blow the socks off of everyone at your Christmas party, and let’s be honest: who doesn’t want to blow socks off? No one, that’s who.
(Drinking Game Alert!! Whenever you read the word ‘vagina’ – or any of its derivatives [i.e. vag, vaggy, vajayjay, R. Kelly, etc.]—you need to take a shot. Get out the bottle because I can almost guarantee that we will need it.)
1) Warm and Cozy, but Kind of Gross
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